Hotel Kokomo

Nothing

I can positively say that my stay was the worst and most uncomfortable experience. Whenever I have been traveling, even on the Camino I hardly ever had bad experiences with budget accommodation. I got my key, went upstairs and...opened the door to helll. My mum and my stepfather have been heavy smokers, but I have never experienced a place, that reeked so horribly of cold tobacco. It oozed from every bit of wallpaper, had taken hold of all the surfaces and has crept into the mattress to such an extent, that even the fresh sheets and the covers smelled of it....I nearly choked. „Okay,“ I thought, „let‘s open the window and try to get some fresh air....“ Good idea, I was surprisingly able to open the window and... no change. Slightly distressed I took the room information order opened it and saw THIS: The schedule for their porn channels. Well, it is a business hotel and obviously more oriented towards male customers, but when I saw the stains on the floor, my imagination just really kicked into gear. Please, DO NOT ASK! So on the website the public bath on the top floor actually looks quite nice so that I decided to take a relaxing bath first and then tackle the rest of the situation. I grabbed my clothes, went to the top floor and....the door for women was locked with a note that read something like this: You can only enter the female bath if you have a key that you can get at the reception. The door will close automatically behind you after entering. WHAT? I have never ever seen anything like this in a public bath, but in connection with the extra TV services it made unfortunately sense and was the most disgusting thing I could think of. I let your imagination take over at this point and not more details, though there are plenty. Perhaps one last thing, that really threw me. I thought I give it a shot and ask for another room. So I went to reception and hinted that the room „smelled a bit of smoke and I was not a smoker...